<dash> exarkun is the dude who made TLS usable by humans
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<dash> exarkun: your monochronalism is bringing me down
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<dreid> end-of-line   = ( cr lf / cr / lf ) *facepalm*
<mwhudson> gotta keep compatibility with those MPW source files
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<dreid> The next great revolution in advertising will come when we figure out
        how to get each eye to focus on two independent media units.
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<keturn> I thought I got a floor mat
<keturn> but apparently it's an EcoSmart Anti-Fatigue Cushioning System
<keturn> with *multi-core technology*
<dash> yesss
<dash> step onto the parallel surface of the future
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<ashfall> If #twisted is no-lol, how do we manage to get quotes?
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<tenth> I guess what I'm not clear on, is, will old men from the UK with funny wigs come after us for not following their data retention laws
<ajerith> Actually, no.
<ajerith> They'll send stern-looking men with truncheons instead.
<tenth> Those are the things they hit you with, right? Not like a box full of tiny sandwiches?
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<dreid> [...] give me pragmatic parallelism [...]
<glyph> fzzzy: hey, it's your cue
<glyph> fzzzy: you're supposed to say "ACTORS!" now
<fzzzy> actors!
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